Why Are You Here?

Alrighty. As some of you know, I keep track of who visits my site. Why? Just 'cause.

What has always intrigued me, though, is how people find this blog when searching the internet. So I went back and viewed the last 43 searches that led people here, and I'm going to list them for you. I like to categorize them into "appropriate" and "inappropriate" categories. (Although some appropriate ones might be a little sketch)

Appropriate

1. bighoopla
2. candid (10 searches)
3. candid curvy
4. candid fun
   
5. child molesters
6. crate and barrel dune flatware
   
7. dd cup bra
8. felted purse patterns
   
9. foam tactile issues (my personal favorite)
10. g cup bra
    
11. sjp lovely dress photo
    
12. too formal for semi formal
13. victoria secret formal attire
14. "what the fresh hell is this"

Inappropriate

1. braless candid (6 searches)
   
2. candid braless (9 searches)
3. candid nude
4. candid nude camp pictures
5. "lindsey lohan" nude
   
6. nude britney spears
7. nude candid mom

Ok first, the britney spears and lindsey lohan ones are pretty much a given. But one might think "well at least there are twice as many appropriate searches as there are inappropriate". But if you look closely "braless candid" and "candid braless" total 15 searches alone! What do those searches even mean? I mean if you're going to search for porn or something why would you search those two words?! It seems ridiculous.

Now I know I'm going to get even more scary perverts coming to my blog now that this list is up. But I'm hoping maybe someone will comment and enlighten us with just what exactly is one searching for when you use those two words. And once you let us know, stop coming here!